Learn wisdom early!

If you would like to learn some wisdom at an early age I can tell you how to do it.
Listen to your parents, grand parents and your elders. A vast amount of wisdom awaits you and all you have to do to get it is to start a conversion.

Can you handle that?

You got a cell, right?

redskins

With the new addition of Johnson to the team it sounds like Portis + Johnson = Portajohn.

Todays politics

I am neither Democrat or Republican, I dislike both equally.

Here is a "What it really means" quote;

" according to two people with knowledge of the discussions, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to comment on private talks."

What it really means;

I am making up some of this stuff because I really don't know.

Age

You age faster on the inside that you do on the outside.

Storms

Have you ever noticed that all these snow storms we keep getting are starting in texas? Look at the regional weather and 9 times out of ten its starts in texas.
I should have known.

Bummer

I finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel. It was a street light at another intersection.
I have decide that I will no longer the word 'right' from here on out. The new word will be 'correct'. Or opposite of left.

Politicians

If your a elected politician, I consider you a paid (taxpayers money) professional liar.

To elected Democrats..............

No public option,

No vote from us, my wife and I.

Damn Dumb asses

Very disappointed about the way the Democrats are trying to govern.
Is there a political party that will actually represent the American peoples wishes?
Who won't cower to coprs scum money?

Integrity and character, dieing as we watch.

Hear me now, " no heath care reform, no vote from me".

To Ted

A true working mans hero. Enjoy heaven, Ted, you are deserving.

CARS?

Cash for clunkers? Sounds like a retirement program for republicans.

I am blessed..

Finally got a job today, 21 resumes later and I am going to be working for half the money I was making. I feel like a new man................older still.

WoW

It has been a long time, I really can't remember, when times have been this bad. Any closer to the bottom the only way will be up. And no one is to blame. That's what I have a problem with. And we the taxpayers are left holding the bag wondering 'what the fuck did I do?' And one other question, what is a spa treatment?

I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard

(emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.

It's too good not to pass along.

The conversation went something like this...

Air Defense Radar:

'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace.

Identify yourself.'

Aircraft:

'This is a United States aircraft.

I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar:

'You are in Iranian airspace.

If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft:

'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter.

Send 'em up,

I'll wait!'

Air Defense Radar:

(no response ... Total silence)

Semper Fi

LOL

It is true that Democrats tax people, but the GOP subsidizes corporations. It really makes weak to think that they are giving away all of our money.

And you say "if we didn't, the money would passed on down to consumers." Very true. But think of it this way, if the price gets to be to much and we can't afford it, Then supply goes up and the price goes down. Ahhhh, but then the corps go to the government to bail them out and we give away the money again.

I beg your forgiveness, but the root of our problems can be seen in our bathroom mirrors. Everyday.

Peace. Try it, you'll love it.

Want the truth?

To really get to the truth about the last 8 years of lame duck recession, in the true Christan belief of doing to others as you want done to you, just water board Bush and Chaney.